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| 01/02/2003 | Guy Fieri drunken rants about "I am going to be mother fucking president some day!" |
| 02/02/2003 | President Fieri Declares war on Mexico |
| 02/02/2003 | President wishes happy birthday to Italian cuck boy that loves trees |
| 02/03/2003 | Cuck boi Italian play guitar for his girlfrien while President Fieri travels to Uganda to help start the peiece process with Icelandic terrorists |
| 02/10/2003 | President Fieri comes out of hiding to declare war on Ethiopia. China is worried about invasion from the New Established Turks. President Fieri also cooks for White House head chef and White House head chef passes out. President Fieri fires chef soon after. |
"Peace, love and taco grease!"
"Some people are just born to cook and talk."
"No matter how tough the meat may be, it's going to be tender if you slice it thin enough."
"Don’t ever use lighter fluid!"
"I wanna be the ambassador to Chimichanga Flavour Town."
“His seafood is so fresh it’ll slap ya.”
Defund Planned Parenthood.
Prosecute Hillary Clinton.
Strengthen the military.
Bring back waterboarding.
Bring back jobs from China.
Replace "free trade" with "fair trade".
Grow the nation's economy by at least 6 percent.
Holisticly predominate extensible testing procedures for reliable supply chains. Dynamically innovate resource-leveling customer service for state of the art customer service.
Fieri began his association with food in grade school in Ferndale, by selling pretzels from his "Awesome Pretzel" cart and washing dishes to finance his trip to France to study cuisine. On his return to the United States, he worked at the restaurant at the Red Lion Inn in Eureka, California until going to Las Vegas for college. Fieri attended the University of Nevada, Las Vegas and graduated with a Bachelor of Science in Hotel Management in 1990. Soon after graduation, he went to work for Stouffer's, as a Manager for a Long Beach, California restaurant. After three years in southern California, he became district manager of Louise's Trattoria, managing six locations along with recruiting and training for the restaurants.
Guy Fieri won the 2016 presidential election. He was the 2016 Republican nominee for president of the United States. He declared his candidacy on June 16, 2015, and officially received the nomination of the Republican Party on July 19, 2016, at the Republican National Convention.